Loot Goblin by Cordelia Cross Lyrics
Verse 1
Sneaking through dungeons, shadows in my wake
Every chest a treasure, every coin I take
Skeletons and dragons, I outrun the fight
Stealing every drop, I vanish in the night
Bag overflowing, pockets never full
Every rare and epic, mine to cull
Pre-Chorus
Gold and gems, loot and gear
Nothing’s safe when I appear
From corpse to chest, I claim it all
The greatest thief who ever crawled
Chorus
I am the Loot Goblin, master of greed
Every drop and treasure fills my need
No chest too hidden, no loot too small
I take it all, I take it all!
I am the Loot Goblin, king of the spree
Every shiny bauble belongs to me
From dungeons deep to the battlefield hall
I snatch it all, I snatch it all!
Verse 2
Raid boss falls, the loot spills wide
I dive in first, no one can hide
Mimics tremble at my approach
Every bag and barrel becomes my hoarded coach
Mountains of loot, my hall of fame
Every epic I find whispers my name
Pre-Chorus
Gold and gems, loot and gear
Nothing’s safe when I appear
From corpse to chest, I claim it all
The greatest thief who ever crawled
Chorus
I am the Loot Goblin, master of greed
Every drop and treasure fills my need
No chest too hidden, no loot too small
I take it all, I take it all!
I am the Loot Goblin, king of the spree
Every shiny bauble belongs to me
From dungeons deep to the battlefield hall
I snatch it all, I snatch it all!
Bridge
Pockets jingling, coins on the floor
I laugh at your rolls, I want more!
No epic left behind, no rarity spared
Loot Goblin reigns, beware, beware!
Final Chorus
I am the Loot Goblin, master of greed
Every drop and treasure fills my need
No chest too hidden, no loot too small
I take it all, I take it all!
I am the Loot Goblin, king of the spree
Every shiny bauble belongs to me
From dungeons deep to the battlefield hall
I snatch it all, I snatch it all!